In which Dave builds an ark

Oh dear... it seems that, at my suggestion, Dave is considering seeing out a feared London flood by sitting on a cushion at the top of a hatstand lashed to the roof of his campervan, with a washing basket full of snacks, and a good book (or The Good Book).

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[Dave Walker]

Yes, thank you for the idea. I am poised to clear the hatstand of hats as we speak.