(Loud Dalek voices): WE ARE THE DALEKS!!!
Dalek 1: No we're not, no we're not - we're just innocent, God-fearing citizens...la, la, laaa...
Dalek 2 (suspiciously): What have you done?
D1: You know the gas man was coming to read the meter?
D2: Ye-eess...
D1: I forgot, and he... he startled me.
D2: Which one did he look like then?
D1: He was a bit Tom Baker-ish. He's in pieces on the floor. I think he's dead.
D2: As a rule, when one is in pieces one IS dead. You HAVE to get over this irritational paranoia that everyone is Doctor Who! The milkman has his head zapped clean off, because he was a little on the Patrick Troughton-ish side. The lollipop lady, heaven knows why, reminded you of Jon Pertwee and the poll tax collector ended up a steaming pile of goo on the doorstep!
D1: I just felt like nuking him...
D2: It's got to stop!
(Door opens)
D1: Aaagh! Peter Davison!!
(ZAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!)
D2: Er - no - Jehovah's Witnesses...
D1: Oh, nice one!
(Both) LEAVE IT.
Here I am, desperately trying to remember where I'd heard those daleks, and Google finds this. Thanks for putting this here five years ago!
Posted by: Michael A | February 26, 2010 at 04:43 PM
Isn't technology marvellous?! Thanks Michael :)
Posted by: Bus Stop | March 01, 2010 at 05:04 PM
God I loved those Daleks.. I wish the Beeb, or anyone with a recording would put some of them up on the internet... Fond school memories. Thank you Steve Wright, and Bus Stop dude :)
Posted by: Nick | December 03, 2010 at 05:43 PM